lexingtonand52: if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
crispyweave: do she got a booty? she dooooooooooooooo
ATTENTION PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS...
kaylessness: GET YOUR ASSES TO THIS AMAZING YOUNG LADY’S INBOX AND HELP ME KEEP HER HERE SHE DOESN’T NEED TO LEAVE PLEASE LET ME USE MY FOLLOWERS FOR SOME GOOD EVERY FUCKING 900 OF YOU BETTER FUCKING HELP CONVINCE THIS INCREDIBLE GIRL THAT WE NEED HER http://thepurplemonkey1919.tumblr.com/ please please please
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
Women do not have to:
clemlin: vegankatie: be thin give birth cook for you have long hair wear makeup have sex with you be feminine be graceful shave diet be fashionable wear pink love men be the media’s idea of perfection listen to your bullshit have a vagina This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these...
witchgoth: n o o o o o o o o o o o o
the-fandoms-are-cool: how I discovered I was pansexual shit that guy’s hot oh fuck that girl’s hot too wait what trans people are hot as well damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot is there a term for this condition
Everything here is shippable. Even I'm shippable;...
whispersfromthestacks: I must always reblog this.
My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
egberts: zekroraptor: egberts: egberts: egberts: egberts: BOOTY IN THE AIR BOOTY IN THE CHAIR BOOTY IN THE AIR BOOTY IN THE CHAIR did you know male sea slugs cut off their own penis after sex and grow a new one for the next session BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
cinemaria: I think the second to last episode of Hannibal will be the one where everyone finds out that he cooks humans. The season finale will just be 44 minutes of everyone who has eaten his meals just like
victoniac: victoniac: casteilnovak: watchtheskytonight: flaaffytaaffy: my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers. yessss Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us. x
houseofcobras: swaggin my way down town
Sleep Habits of the Zodiac
♈ Aries: Aries are a hyperactive sign and tend to have sleeping troubles. Their dreams are often intense and vivid, They find it very hard to wind down at night and ignore the health benefits of good sleep. Slide sleeping is known to improve sleep quality
♉ Taurus: Sleep can be very fitful for Taurus if they are not comfortable. They are especially sensitive to their environment. They tend to sleep long and appreciate bed time. Meaningful dreams. Sleep best in company.
♊ Gemini: Gemini can survive off a fairly minimal amount of sleep - but it eventually catches up with them. Their minds are always racing in overdrive so sleep never comes easily. Many see sleep as an inconvenience and insomnia as productive 'extra' time
♋ Cancer: Cancer can have restless sleep patterns because they are likely to suffer nightmares a lot. Bedtime is especially volatile for Cancer because they dwell in all their troubles before sleep. They usually never feel completely 'awake'
♌ Leo: Most Leo are back sleepers and tend to drift off quite easily; unless they are stressed. They appreciate bed time and like to sleep amongst the most luxurious and sensuous of sheets and linen. Meaningful and precognitive dreams
♍ Virgo: Virgo cannot sleep if they are stressed or in an environment of disorder. Their chronic habit of overthinking makes it difficult for them to wind down before bed. They function most well when they have obtained a 'sleep schedule'
♎ Libra: Libra swing between sleeping too much and not enough. They can survive on minimal sleep for a short period then literally spend days in bed. A balanced sleep pattern is a good sign of inner equilibrium for Libra
♏ Scorpio: Scorpio's sleep is directed by their state of moods. A 'lifted' Scorpio will survive off minimal sleep - pushing bed time back as late as possible as they fall into their concentrated obsessions. An unhappy Scorpio will become very hypersomniac and need a lot of sleep
♐ Sagittarius: Sagittarius can survive off a minimal sleep arrangement but tend to naturally exhaust themselves through the day. They can put off bed time by becoming too excited or hyper about things at night. Occasionally restless, meaningful dreams
♑ Capricorn: Capricorn appreciate their sleep and try to get as much as possible - knowing it is within their best interests. A stressed Capricorn will have pronounced sleep troubles - insomnia is a sign of great inner distress for this sign
♒ Aquarius: have pronounced sleep troubles and tend to be restless and uncomfortable in sleep. Their racing thoughts make it hard for them to wind down at night and their use of technology and reading before bed compounds their minimal sleep
♓ Pisces: Sleep is opium for Pisceans; and out of all the zodiac, they need the most hours. Their receptive nature means they are drained by others and sleep restores their energy reserves. Many never feel truly 'awake'; they tend to have vivid and meaningful dreams
I'm gonna set a goal.
cryaotic: absoluteweezy24: If i reach 5000 followers i will get the sup guy tattooed on the underside of my balls. Better start rebloging. You heard the man.
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom. omg this is still going IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH. i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
mypatronusisyou: wallflower615: mypatronusisyou: instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes or just ban girls from being complete sluts it’s the boys who are “being distracted” by what the girls are wearing to the point where they have to institute new school rules, yet the GIRLS are the sluts because the boys can’t...
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
overaaalls: when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
“but ur not really asexual beca-“ “it’s not rape if-“ “but if you’re autistic how c-“ “if you really had depression-“ “what you really need to be doing is-“ “you’re not a boy you just think y-“ “You can’t be a lesbian you’re too young to make that deci-“ “Bisexuality doesn’t exi-“ “Just get over i-“
amoying: friend’s parent: would you like something to drink? me: no thank you me inside: the thirst is real
sherlokian: devourthysoul: shutupmerlin: ‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD. OH MY GOD. I
GUYS IF ANYONE KNOWS TUMBLR USER THE-11-DOCTOR IRL...
mymindpalaceisatardis: davidrentsthetardis: abrokenraggedyman: She’s threatening suicide and intending to commit if anyone knows her irl or can help her then please call her please GUYS I AM SERIOUS SHE HAS TAKEN THE PILLS FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST THIS NOW EVEN IF YOU KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES JUST CALL THE LOCAL POLICE AND PUT IN A WORD HELP HER FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST DAMMIT
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Help me please!
synchronize-daaance: One of my friends wants to cut deep her arms. I told her if this post gets at least 1500 or more notes in 24 hours she wouldn’t do it and she accepted Please She means so much to me! I don’t want her to do it Help me please!